PL: Chelsea v Arsenal

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In the morning you go gunning… go back, Jack. Do it again.

In the penultimate league match before the Super Bowl of Corruption and Human Rights Violations mucks things up for a month and a half, Arsenal head across town for a massive London derby. The Gunners maintained their position at the top of the table with the demolition of Forest, but the 2-point gap means the margin of error is gone. Meanwhile, old friend Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Chelsea await at a Bus Stop Near Fulham, looking to knock them off their perch. The Blues have certainly righted their ship since Graham Potter’s arrival, having only lost their first match under the former Brighton & Hove boss this past weekend. While CFC currently sit only ten points off top of the table, AFC have won 3 out of the last 4 league meetings between these sides, including a memorable win in this fixture last season. Whether a repeat is on the cards or something totally different plays out, it’s hard not to be excited for this one.

Yes, we know it’s insanely early. Yes, we know there’s no booze until the full time whistle. Forget it. Rise, shine, and drag yourself to Dillon’s. Days like these are why we do this, and we can’t do it without you. See you bright and early, BG fam.

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